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Audition Lines
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Boys' Audition Lines
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- SEAWEED
Got a prayer for me too? This game can get pretty vicious.
TRACY
What is scatter dodge ball anyway?
- SEAWEED
It's sort of like a protest rally. Looks like a good idea until the police show up, then you better scatter and dodge.
PENNY
Hi Tracy. Sorry about your Special Edness. I'm so jealous.
- SEAWEED
Wait, I've seen you before. At the gum machine getting your Wrigley's.
PENNY
I do two packs a day.
- SEAWEED
Hmmm. All that chewing must make the muscles in your mouth mighty strong.
Girls' Audition Lines
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EDNA
Yes. Thank you so much! I'm sure Tracy appreciates your vote for Miss Teenage Hairspray. Yes! And she loves you too. Very much. Whoever you are. Goodbye!
- TRACY
Mama, did you see, did you see me?
EDNA
Of course I did. It was on television. I had to. The phone's been ringing like we was a telathon. To think, the fruit of my womb, a beloved TV icon.
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TRACY
So you're not mad?
- EDNA
I know. I've been following. But you and I are going to have to alk about crooners. You can learn a lot from teh mistakes of Debbie Reynolds.
(The telephone rings)
TRACY
Hello? Yes this is Tracy Turnblad. Hello, Mr.Pinky.
- EDNA
Mr. Pinky? The Mr Pinky? As in "Mr Pinky's Heft Hideaway-Quality Clothes for Quality Gals"? That Mr. Pinky?
TRACY
You want to hire me as your executive spokes girl and fashion effigy? I'm afraid all business must go through my agent. We'll be right over.
- EDNA
An agent! I don't know aobut any agents. How about a nice bail bondsman?
TRACY
Mother, put that thing down. I'm taking my new agent to the Hefty Hideaway and then out on the town.
- EDNA
Who? Me? Tracy Turnblad, fame has gone to your head and left you wacky. You need a top-shelf professional. Who handled the Gabor sisters? Well, who didn't?
TRACY
Mama, there's a great big world out there I know nothing about. When things get rough, a girl needs her mother.
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